Nico's Credit Card! is the 8th episode of The Misadventures of Nico Yazawa.
Plot[]
Nico finds a discarded credit card, and begins using it over again for stuff she wants.
Characters[]
The μ's[]
- Honoka Kousaka
- Rin Hoshizora
- Umi Sonoda
- Eli Ayase
- Nozomi Toujou
- Hanayo Koizumi
- Maki Nishikino
- Kotori Minami
- Nico Yazawa
Supporting/Minor Characters[]
- Niles
- Cotaro Yazawa
- Eiki Shiki
- GameStop Cashier
- Leo (Fire Emblem Fates)
- Principal Minami
- YutaAsahina
- NagisaShingetsu
- Hecatia Lapislazuli
Transcript[]
- [The episode opens with Nico walking down the quiet streets of Japan, Nico finds a discarded credit card]
- Nico: "Huh?"
- [She picks it up and the credit card has "Infinite Money!" written on it.]
- Nico: "Infinite money huh? I AM SO RICH NOW!"
- [Nico smiles]
- [Nico goes to GameStop]
- Nico: "Hello cashier! May i buy a New 3DS with Smash Bros for 3DS with my Infinite Credit Card?"
- GameStop Cashier: "Huh?"
- Nico: "I SAID CAN I BUY A NEW 3DS WITH SMASH BROS WITH MY INFINITE CREDIT CARD?!?"
- GameStop Cashier: "Sure."
- [Nico buys the 3DS, then she buys her own mansion after some minutes.]
- Nico: "I got a cool house and it's much more better than Maki's trashy home."
- [Leo is carefully watching Nico from a nerby bush]
- Leo: [whispers to self] "Oh no."
- Nico: "Now, i am going to buy Otonokizaka High School!"
- [Nico goes to Otonokizaka High School]
- [Principal Minami is on her room, sitting on her desk]
- [Nico comes to Principal Minami's room]
- Nico: "Hey Principal! May i buy this school with my infinite credit card?"
- Principal Minami: "No."
- Nico: "WHY CAN'T I BUY IT?!"
- Principal Minami: "You're not going to buy this school."
- [Nico puts a Hornet's Nest with a swarm of Hornets onto Principal Minami's head]
- Nico: "That's what you get for not letting me buy this motherf*cking school!"
- [An Arrow breaks though the window]
- Nico: "What the-"
- [Niles breaks though the already-broken the window.]
- Niles: "What you think you're DOING?!"
- [Nico buys Otonokizaka High School]
- Nico: "I am now the principal of this school!"
- [Nico turns on the announcements]
- Nico: [In Announcements] "Hello! This is Principal Nico speaking! Today Otonokizaka High School will be demolished! Run for your lives!"
- [YutaAsahina and NagisaShingetsu bust down the principal's door after finding out about the infinite credit card, and they walk in and they're both wielding guns.]
- [Nico gulps.]
- [Nico jumps off to the window, then she hits into a nearby tree, causing a Wasp's Nest to fall onto Nico's head and sting her head]
- Nico: "OUCH OUCH OUCH!!! I HATE WASPS!!!!! GET IT OFF ME!!!!!"
- NagisaShingetsu: "Give my brother the credit card now, it's over."
- Niles: "Yes. Give him his brother's credit card back."
- [Nico gets the Wasp's Nest out of her head]
- Niles: "Or i'll shoot you in the head with my bow and arrow."
- [Nico's head feels swollen because of the Wasps' stinging]
- Nico: "Ouch! My head feels swollen!"
- Niles: "C'mon, give it back to NagisaShingetsu."
- [Nico cries, and she gives it to NagisaShingetsu]
- [Principal Minami's head also feels swollen because of the Hornets' stinging]
- Niles: "What we do with her now?"
- Principal Minami: "My head feels swollen..."
- [Compa and Eirin appear behind Principal Minami]
- Principal Minami: "What are you gonna do guys?"
- Eirin: "We're trying to heal the swelling."
- [Nico runs off to Maki's Mansion]
- Nico: "So long suckers!"
- [Eiki Shiki appears in Nico's way]
- Nico: "What the heck?! I hope you do not have another Wasps' Nest!"
- Eiki: "Not that, you stole a credit card from someone. That's aganist the law."
- [Nico runs into Maki's house anyway]
- [Maki comes over]
- Maki: "Hey what's going..."
- [Nico puts a Wasps' Nest onto Maki's head]
- Maki: "AAAAAAHHHH!!"
- [Nico points and laughs at Maki]
- [Hecatia pops up from a nerby bush and attacks Nico]
- Hecatia: "DON'T ATTACK MAKI-CHAN!"
- Nico: "Heh! What are you gonna do? Put a Wasps' Nest on my head?!"
- [Hecatia takes the Wasps' net out of Maki's head and puts it on Nico's head.]
- Nico: "AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH! I HATE WASPS! GET THEM OFF MY HEAD!"
- Hecatia: "No."
- [Nico gets the Wasps' Nest out of her head, and her head is swollen even more than before]
- [A swarm of wasps are chasing Nico]
- Nico: "AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH! WASPS!"
- [Nico runs away]
- [Some minutes later Cotaro accidentally Tranquilizes Nico with a Tranquilizer gun]
- Cotaro: "Oopsies, i did it again..."
- [Nico faints.]
- [Honoka and the other μ's members walk towards Cotaro and Nico.]
- Honoka: "Uh, What the heck happened to Nico?"
- [Niles, Hecatia and Eiki run into Honoka]
- Niles: "She was attacked by wasps."
- [Nico wakes up]
- Nico: "So guys, what's gonna happen to my mansion now?!"
- Niles: "It's the Sakurada Brothers' mansion now."
- [The episode ends with Nico crying]